satan: We are satan and asmodeus, or Wrath and Lust.
asmodeus: LUSTY!!!
satan: Calm your shit!
asmodeus: bisexual narwhal
satan: Whatever. Anyone get the reference? Umineko? Never mind. So, this is a collaboration account with asmodeus and myself. We also have separate accounts. Like mine is bluebird1801.
asmodeus: mine is SabrinaSpitzel
satan: so check those out if you have the time.
asmodeus: we done with this yet, bruh?
satan: I told you to stop talking like that! 'Bruh' is not a word!
asmodeus: Bruh come on. Don't be like that bby.
satan: I will bitch-slap you.
asmodeus: Do I have to bring out the rusty dildo?
satan: Everything is about a rusty dildo these days. Didn't you say you rusted it in Captain America's pants?
asmodeus: I did. Ask the man yourself. So stfu, me and Captain Hotty Pants are very good friends; he always comes over for 'dinner'. If you know what I mean...
satan: You're disgustingly vulgar for a virgin.
asmodeus: you little slut. i am not the 'v' word. how dare you say that around LUSTY. i have secrets.
satan: Suuure...
asmodeus: fight me.
satan: Calm down HELEN. Don't accidentally knock your brownie pan off the counter.
asmodeus: oh my fucking god? my brownies are falling! haalllpp!
satan: I can't tell if you're either a fat kid, or a white suburban mom.
asmodeus: both.
satan: Well I guess this is us, as much as we suck.
asmodeus: yeah, suck dick!
satan: SHUT UP! 
asmodeus: *flips off satan*
satan: Whatever. Real introduction time; I am a Superwholockian.
asmodeus: Supernatural is life! Also, Batman.
satan: I'm sorry that was just us arguing, but bye. 
asmodeus: Bai!
satan: Attention whore...
asmodeus: stfu