I am aware that a Bio is a really important thing that let's you inside the authors mind, and is one of the first things people read.

So, on that note, I am going to tell you some of the best random Shakespeare insults in hopes that you will like my sense of humour which is basically non-existent.

"My wife's a hobby horse!"

"Thine face is not worth sunburning."

"You saucy boy!"

"You egg."

"Thou art as fat as butter."

"Villain, I have done thy mother"

"I wish you all joy of the worm.. "

"Mine eyes smell onions. "

"I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands"

There you go. Tell those to you're friends. They will love you.

Also give me a follow if you want....? Please. Pretty Please.