"Life is one long shitty fairytale interrupted by brief commercial breaks of happiness."

-Deadpool


"Why do you always wear mirrored aviators?

The eyes are a window to your soul, if no one can see my eyes, no one can see my dark soul. "


"You've got enemies? Good. That means that you've stood up for something in your life. "

- Eminem 


"Life without Women would be a pain in the ass....Literally. "

- Anonymous