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me when i send my friend paragraphs of my chapters in GIFTB (go in for the bite my oc story) while I'm working on it cause i need clarification that its cool
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no im not into men *I trip and thousands of pictures of hozier, pedro pascal and other men fall out my pocket, including fictional men* UH UHM THESE ARENT MINE *I say as I drop to my knees and scramble to pick them up.* I PROMISE
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@sc4r3d_c0nd0m Im not into women I say as the bi flag doesn't appear Infront of my face semi transparent and gal Gadot,ruby tui, Zendaya, Maya hawke, Sofia Lillis, awkwafina, Millie bobby brown, Natalia dyer, Laverne Cox, Emma Watson, Emma stone and thousands of women flash across the screen
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now what if, hypothetically, you ate 15,000 pennies, okay? Hopped into a human-sized microwave, and hear me out with his, exploded and died? What would you do?
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sigh im just a little trans boy reading my medieval fanfics and listening to jazz why is my life so complicated sighhhhhhhhhhhh
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if my future boyfriend doesnt let me rant about my ocs to him I DONT WANT HIM
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SUP BITCH HOWS MY FAV TRANS MASC DOIN