scandaloussslugrry

Yall I got a job as a cook at an old folks home today. Idk how I got to where I am but slay??? I guess??? Let’s go??? Old people friends??? Mashed potatoes for days??? Period. 

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@girl_in_dirty_vans thanks babe <3 Hopefully I don’t hate it after 2 weeks lmaoo
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scandaloussslugrry

@harryswifelouisgf thankfully hell no. I don’t think I’m strong enough for that and I respect the people who do wipe old people booties cause I could NEVER 
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harryswifelouisgf

@scandaloussslugrry do u have to wipe their booties
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scandaloussslugrry

Yall I got a job as a cook at an old folks home today. Idk how I got to where I am but slay??? I guess??? Let’s go??? Old people friends??? Mashed potatoes for days??? Period. 

scandaloussslugrry

@girl_in_dirty_vans thanks babe <3 Hopefully I don’t hate it after 2 weeks lmaoo
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scandaloussslugrry

@harryswifelouisgf thankfully hell no. I don’t think I’m strong enough for that and I respect the people who do wipe old people booties cause I could NEVER 
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harryswifelouisgf

@scandaloussslugrry do u have to wipe their booties
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scandaloussslugrry

Someone write a Dexter inspired dark Harry story so I can read it pls and thank you 

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@harryswifelouisgf ngl girl I’ve been lowkey considering it for like 2 weeks. Might try to plan it out but I’m not promising shit so don’t come for me if it never happens lmaooooo
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scandaloussslugrry

I’m in a reading slump and idk what to do cause it’s been like YEARS since I have hit one of these. Do yall do anything to get reading motivation back or do I just like stare at a wall for a few days lmao? 

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@Angelmayloves this is so real of you tho. I was reading like 4 long ahh fics/week to just avoid my acknowledging my life problems and that was my version of deteriorating.  It’s no longer working tho so imma just doom scroll and binge rick and Morty and turn into dust in my bed and try that out for the foreseeable future 
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Angelmayloves

Honestly, I’ve just been letting myself deteriorate I’ve read one proper fic in about four months </3 
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scandaloussslugrry

If my future husband doesn’t let me walk down the isle to a piano version of “They Don’t Know About Us” then he’s not my future husband

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@Baldrry_ it was 2am and I was in my feels and I didn’t account for how that would hurt you. I understand, I’ll wait for you. However long it takes
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Baldrry_

@scandaloussslugrry i need time you broke my heart 
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scandaloussslugrry

@Baldrry_ I’m sorry you had to find out I forgot about our wedding like this baby. Can you please give me another chance  :( 
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scandaloussslugrry

Night showers or morning showers?

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@selfless_styles bro my hair gets greasy so fast I HATE it
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scandaloussslugrry

@harryswifelouisgf this is valid, I wish I had the energy to just shower twice a day cause I be lazy at night
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scandaloussslugrry

@Angelmayloves showers wake me up so if I take em at night I just don’t be sleeping 
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