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Ok but penïs

hi sisters its that one extremely gay fag that used to live down the street from you but then you moved to virginia and i had an awkward conversation with your grandmother........ also i had pointy hair

Wtf dude

wattpad but instead of enjoying it your past comes back to haunt you

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF 
          CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR
          ((I am so sorry))

O o f

...ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴ ʜɪᴀᴛᴜs...ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. 

hey Egbert!

yeah?

Trash????