schrodingerslivecat
i see a cat on the street
i hear a car going "skeet"
now all i see is the cats flattened feet
i had to write a poem for english (a tercet, i think) and this is what i came up with lmao
schrodingerslivecat
schrodingerslivecat
hehe im back
for those who celebrate, i have a xmas dad joke
hem hem
what do you call a poor Santa Claus?
Saint Nickel-less
thank you for your time
schrodingerslivecat
*clears throat*
how do you cut an ocean in half?
you use a sea-saw
..i’ll just show myself out
the-picture-of
hey bestie havent noticed u being online as much as u are usually, just wanted to check in on u
how r u ?
<3
MeowMeow_ImmaCow
@nike-hedon I threaten my friends that I will make them live a healthy, loooonnnggg life.
schrodingerslivecat
the-picture-of
hey charlie!!
just wanted to check in, make sure ur eating food, drinking water and getting sleep. also that ur mental health is doing ok too?
a friendly reminder from ur bro that ur a beautiful human and i treasure you ❤❤
anyone who gets to be friends with u is lucky asf
if theres anything u ever, and i mean EVER, want to talk abt, im always here to help, no matter how stupid u think it is
byeee have a nice day ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
schrodingerslivecat
@sxftboi_yxndere maybe I should just go live in Australia for a while and I’ll make sure to check out the dollar store
the-picture-of
@AlexFierroThe2nd yeah im in western australia aka the current safest place on the planet hope you'll be freed soon, which should happen bc theres an incredibly effective covid cure now (theyre using it in india) and ive found some good stuff in the dollar store, like this cute cactus and a penis shaped pen
schrodingerslivecat
@sxftboi_yxndere I’ll try, but no promises and i am definitely going to be using some of those. I only have 20 dollars tho..maybe I can go to the dollar store? idk man also there isn’t covid where you are?? I stg they’re trying to drag it on for as long as we can handle it here -_-
schrodingerslivecat
happy national coming out day! *short life update because this is what happens when I have nothing else to do* my sister accidentally outed me so that was fun. fortunately my parents still don’t know abt the demigirl thing yet or that I actually kinda have my identity figured out, so that’s good. they do know I’m not straight tho..aaaaanyway my friend is trying to get me involved with the dsmp fandom and she’s (slowly) succeeding
MeowMeow_ImmaCow
@AlexFierroThe2nd Aw man, I hope so. That'd be cute. He's really chubby, And I mean HUGE. He's almost as heavy as my two-year-old sister, he's 8mo.
schrodingerslivecat
well that means you are obviously superior to the rest of your family. maybe it’s that rest of your family is a disappointment and you are the only one that isn’t and that’s why he smiles at only you
MeowMeow_ImmaCow
@AlexFierroThe2nd My youngest two are the favorites. but the youngest, who is also the quietest(he's a baby) is also my fav tbh. I'm the only person in the family that he'll smile at.
schrodingerslivecat
persassy vs jason
a battle of broken ankles
https://images.app.goo.gl/mShk7LTFRzNKTurC8
MeowMeow_ImmaCow
@AlexFierroThe2nd this is the greatest image I've ever seen. Favorite scene in all of Percy Jackson: Thalia driving Apollo's 'sky bus' Also the scene from the first Heroes of Olympus book where Leo finds metal dragon boi named Festus
schrodingerslivecat
https://images.app.goo.gl/24Q4f75YoC3dauG87 just curious and bored
charliecoco_02
@AlexFierroThe2nd how about the house of the person who invented those little platform thingys in the middle of doorways that always make you stub your toe
schrodingerslivecat
..did I seriously just get Rick rolled by a sign
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0NclYS_EXHA3TOqv5Q-tj6FuQ
