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whew

OH WHY YES I DID SAY HARRY STYLES 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          And Dino Dan x Dora doesn't sound too bad
          She's an........ Explorer,  after all
           Why do I do this To myself 

I'm a ravenclaw
          I love Dan and phil
          I like cats
          I'm trans
          And one direction is awsome ✌

*walks onto stage*
          
          Yeah hello *taps mic* is this thing on-oh! HIIII!!!   *waves at invisible people and tumbleweed*
          
          Guys I just don't know if I will post anymore. I mean I try to have time to but I have many things going on in my life and by that I mean school is killing me. 
          
          *crickets*
          
          Yes so I might never post again or I will but I wont for a very long time. So just a heads up. Yeah..
          
          ...........larry is real
          
          ok bye

Omg I havent been on Wattpad in eons.
           I was too busy browsing memes, crying cause larry stylinson, spending most of my time listening to Dan rant about how life is pointless and we should all just sit down and eat chips all day and embrace the fact that we will all have to face unavoidable death, and trying to survive this hell America dares to call public education and trying to be a productive member of society so that my mom would stop yelling at me to get off the couch and eating chips and thinking about how we are all going to die anyway so there is no point in doing anything (thx for the advice dan)that I didnt even realise I havent been on here in a looong loooong time. 
          
          so i apologize for not updateing my stories even tho i said i was going to. i will try my best to update whatever all this is..? *motions towards my account*
          
          yea so thats enough ranting and embarrasing myself infront of the internet.  
          
          ....uh...bye..??

I would've followed you a long time ago but I really really really really really really (like you-m) wanna be (the very best that no one ever was) your 169th follower so I will wait, but consider me your follower,  please thanks (yes I actually really do wanna be your 169th follower iT IS MY CALLING)

its been awile since i wrote one of these grammy awad winning storeez and u all have been begging 4 me to breast feed u with more awesomness to quench ur soul so here ya go kiddos arf arf chirp https://www.wattpad.com/story/109287383

NEEDED HAS 1K READS YAYYY. Im gonna bee updating every once in a while cause prison (aka school) is about to start and I have infinite existential crises to prepare for.

Titanic//Joshler coming soooooooon
          
          *throws worm at u*

PHAN