Whenever I see Trent onscreen, I just get so steamed that I passive aggressively close my eyes and put my index fingers in my ears so that none of my five senses can detect himIf I do happen to spot Trent for more than 2 seconds concurrently, my mind begins to boil and I have to let out my rage. I’ve broken 4 lamps this week.
After having to replace my entire living room wall, I have decided to only watch seasons 4 and 5, for there is no mention or sight of Trent. However, I’ve found that even the sight of Gwen’s lips haunt me, for Trent once touched them. I was content with some of World Tour after this revelation, until I realized that Heather kissed Trent too. I now avoid any episodes with Heather or Gwen in them, which leaves me only with Season 4 (minus Episode 8 and 10). Even the number nine causes me to shake in fury now, which is why I’ve smashed all of my clocks. I’ve thus far taken to refusing to watch Season 4 Episode 9, for even the number seems to crudely hint at Trent’s existence.
No Harold, Justin, or Cody for me either, because they all are the tepid music servants of Trent. I feel like I just cannot escape him. He is everywhere. Mike and Zoey’s budding romance reminds me of him too, though. I tried to swear off of any Total Drama content except for Pakithew Island and Dramarama. However, even Dramarama has Trent appear onscreen, even though it’s just once. He mocks me with his appearances now, telling me that I shall never be happy again while watching Total Drama. Now I only watch Pakithew Island. Hahahaha! Take that Trent!
