sealpai

Also yeah hi I’m alive

sealpai

Ok back to THE DAMN SPIDER. I swear I was just listening to Dumhdurum and Break All The Rules on repeat and typing that message and I felt something touch my leg which startled me, but I thought it was just some hair cause that happens sometimes but then I saw the slide and I dropped my phone and went from the middle of my couch to the arm and now I’m in my room with my phone waiting until the sunrises to go back out there and the sun won’t rise for about 3-4 hours. I hope there’s none in my bedroom because then my only option will be the bathroom.

sealpai

this message may be offensive
Also, just overall been having sad boi hours lately because being trapped in my house(which is normal but I go to school normally) has made me think a lot about all the times I’ve been rejected especially this one time where I was an asshole because I had so many pent up feelings for him that he knew about but not fully and then I never got to apologise to him for it even though we were still on good terms and I would assume still are. If you’re reading this the other half of the icon- OK SCREW WHAT I WAS SAYING ALTHOUGH I AM SORRY BUT A SPIDER MUSTVE CRAWLED UP MY COUCH WITHOUT ME KNOWING AND IT TOUCHED MY LEG AND IT WAS MUCH LARGER THAN THE NORMAL SPIDERS THAT ARE AROUND HERE AND IT SCARED ME I DIDNT KILL IT BUT IM MIGRATING FROM THE LIVING ROOM TO MY BEDROOM AND I PROBABLY WONT SLEEP TONIGHT- anyways. If you’re reading this the other half of the iconic ship, I’m sorry for being an asshole. I’m gonna go lay in my bed paranoid that my house has spiders in it now because this is the second one I’ve seen this week.

sealpai

Have you ever just... put on a Black Dress? No? So you haven’t? You never have, Like ever? What about High Heels? No Oh No? Damn... I’ve heard a lot of people say that they think they would suit ME really well, but it seems a little too racy. The Devil might come for me. Where Are You? You’re at home right now? Ok then. Wait... I haven’t seen a Pepe meme in years... do you think he’s a Hobgoblin? Oh you don’t know what that is? Look it up!  
          
          
          
          If you know, you know.

sealpai

this message may be offensive
Have you ever been convinced that one of your friends is doing shady shit- I’m kidding I love this friend but he randomly disappears mid conversation and comes back like 30 minutes later like nothing happened. I love you Bean, but wtf.