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From Corbyn: Jonah I have an emergency down the street! Get here ASAP.
From Jonah: Should I be worried? Is this an actual emergency or like an "im over exaggerating" emergency.
From Corbyn: I am offended, how dare you call this an im over exaggerating emergency! Just get down here, I'm at the small bakery on third.
Jonah sighed walking down the street to see whatever "emergency" Corbyn was talking about.
He entered the bakery, it was small but cozy. Corbyn was seated at a table munching on a cookie.
"So what's the emergency at this bakery?" he asked, taking a seat at the table, opposite from Corbyn.
"Just wait" Jonah noticed Corbyn looking around, as if he was looking for something or someone.
"Okay... so should I be worried?" Jonah pinched the bridge of his nose, his questions had still not been answered yet.
"Trust me, all your worries will fade away when you see him" a smirk curved onto Corbyn's face as he took a bite of his cookie.
"Well since you wasted my time, at least give me a bite"
"Shhhh!" Corbyn suddenly hissed, Jonah yelped feeling Corbyn squeeze his thigh as a warning "Here he comes!"
"Who's coming?!"
"THE EMERGENCY"
Jonah sat there in confusion, wondering what "the emergency" was.
He turned his attention to a male with an apron tied around his waist, holding a tray of delicious desserts. Jonah couldn't help but notice that the male had the cutest butt ever, like actually the cutest butt ever.
“Fuck me” Jonah muttered, his mouth agape, intensely starring at that ass.
“I know right” Corbyn whispered “Tell me that isn’t the best ass you’ve ever seen.”
Not that anyone cares but yk im writing so this is coming soon