sebootyinfiresme

Does anyone want to know what 'cookie' means in kashmiri?
          	No?
          	Bye.

sebootyinfiresme

btw cookie means dick oops
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fivefoot4

@sebootyinfiresme pfF lmAo youre so cute.
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sebootyinfiresme

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@FRNCH-PRLMNT *clears throat* ahem
          	  
          	  
          	  
          	  Why the fuck u lying,
          	  Why u always lying,
          	  Ohhh my gooood,
          	  Stop fucking lyiiiing~~
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Elizabeth80_

It's March 22...shall we, Killjoy? 
          *G-note*

Elizabeth80_

@sebootyinfiresme Yes! I actually cried... I feel almost angry and betrayed...idk why. How about you?
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sebootyinfiresme

@Elizabeth80_  nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
            
            
            *cries*
            also did u see phil's twitter post! he has ditched his fringe! it has been a week...idek anymore
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sebootyinfiresme

Does anyone want to know what 'cookie' means in kashmiri?
          No?
          Bye.

sebootyinfiresme

btw cookie means dick oops
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fivefoot4

@sebootyinfiresme pfF lmAo youre so cute.
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sebootyinfiresme

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@FRNCH-PRLMNT *clears throat* ahem
            
            
            
            Why the fuck u lying,
            Why u always lying,
            Ohhh my gooood,
            Stop fucking lyiiiing~~
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fivefoot4

also, arent time zones the worst existence in the history of existences? elaborate please. 

sebootyinfiresme

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@fivefoot4 the worst existence in history of existence has to be homo sapiens, as the whole concept of having a 'objective reality' was fabricated by us. TBH, everything that pulls the world apart has been brought into action by ours un-truly, humans. They r probably the worst organisms to be ever created. They gave the concept of superiority, exploitation, manipulation, control and what not. They also play a major victim card, never owning up for things they did themselves. They make the opposition seem like a monster, when they themselves are a lying, liquidating, shrewd beasts. They can kill an animal, and can call it food, but if an animal kills a human, the universe shits on their head, that's how fucking halfwit we are. Even the notion of time zones was given by them, so no, time zones aren't the worst existence in the history of existence.
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fivefoot4

oh my gosh what the frickle frack i love you dude, rate life on a scale of zero to 10,345? 

sebootyinfiresme

@fivefoot4 I need them rn where are they?
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fivefoot4

yeah that's not-so-cool and all, but that isnt exactly in the aforementioned spectrum for which i have provided for you to rate your overall central existence. 
            also, why so not-so-cool? im packaging 10,345 missing happinesses in form of hugs and shipping them via airmail right to your freakin doorstep.
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sebootyinfiresme

@missing-aglets I love u too dude and I will rate life a negative infinite
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