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i’m a.. robot? it’s a long story, mike, seriously—
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.. didn’t even think you’d keep most of this. jesus, mike— these pictures are so /old/. almost forgot i had braces at homecoming..
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ it was a /stupid/ prank. i know that now. i don't know, i think its the reason why i haven't moved out of this place yet, even if fitzgerald has been trying to convince me to move in. (..) yeah.. that uh, sounds nice. i mean— /yes./ please.
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it was a bad idea, and i think you’re stupid for it.. but you can’t hang on to that pain for ever. you’re torturing yourself, mike. (…) hey, i have a bunch of old pictures at my moms. ‘m sure some of them have evan in them. want me to make some copies for you?
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ i blame myself. [...] i paid attention when learning about the springlocks, it should have /clicked/ that it was a bad idea. (..) charlie...
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rules are real, mike. gotta leave the door open. what’d you wanna talk about?
* teen :)
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ pretty stupid fricking rulessy, if you ask me. (..) wonted to ask if you wonted to go to homecoming together. * i am putting the text through a british accent generator as we speak.
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sooo.. what’s with the mask?
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jessica is trying to convince me and every one else to do a group costume for fall fest.
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.. no shit. mike! come here. you won’t /believe/ what came in the mail.
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well, don’t see anyone else offering to take me! maybe i will go to fall fest with john.
* teen stuff
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well.. i like your siblings, so hanging out with them when we’re together isn’t all that bad.
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ that's uhm.. // you know, i just worry that you.. get sick of me always having to babysit.. you know.. cough.
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mike, i’m .. fine, okay? it only needed a couple of stitches.
* after the foxy attack from the first book
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ sure~ ill look forward to feeding you beans on toast. (..) ha, just kidding. i wont torture you like that.
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.. you still kinda suck at hiding when you’re staring at people. you remember my friends, right? it was carlton’s idea to drop by.
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ its not that im annoyed, charlie. its the robots. they don't really like adults, and at night.. something is wrong. (..) i don't want you or your friends getting hurt.
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don’t you think i told them that? i didn’t want to come in the first place. look, ill get them out of your hair..
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@4closets⸒ ᝰ.ᐟ oh right.. yeah. right, jessica. (..) look.. nostalgia can be a good thing, charlie, but i really don't think you guys should be here at night.