Hey. If you're here, looking at this, it probably means that you: 
a) are my friend
b) the website glitched really hard and you landed here, or, 
c) .... you like my books. In which case, shame on you. 
If there's one thing about me, it's that I love books. 
Seriously, though, the only thing that I'm good at is devouring books. 

I just published my book, "peter pumpkin just became fertilizer." Yeah, the title is weird. But I'll be honest: I have a bad case of writer's block when I actually plan my story and my characters. When I decided to write this, I was planning on changing the title, but I just got kinda attached to it. It's staying now.