seismic_hammer_man

I found the Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran Halloween costumes from 2013 when Ed dressed up as a clown at the Red tour  @daphne_is_gonna_khs can you come to Michael's apartment we look so funny 

Listening to Taylor Swift while waiting in the hospital for @daphne_is_gonna_khs and there are screams coming from her room. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Male screams though.

@daphne_is_gonna_khs where'd you put the Valentine's Day DVD 

I tried to kms the other week and this is exactly what my wife said to me: 
          
          "Gosh, stop tryna commit when I'm alive, the eldest first (we're 2 days apart), you can try again when I'm gone" 
          
          I might think my life decisions and drink either tequila or rosé after this don't call me