Not me in the profile pics she's just super pretty.
"Slow down grab your bible, pray like your trying to make your soul revival PRAISE THE LORD"
"Road Work Ahead? Uh Yeah I sure hope it does"
"Look at all those chickens!"
"AHHH! Stop I could've dropped my croissant"
"Mother Trucker Dude! That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! *watch ya profanity*"
"This bitch is empty YEET"
"Two Bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay"
"I said whoever threw that paper ya moms a hoe"
"You can't sit with us!" "Actually Megan I can't sit anywhere... I have hemroids" 
"An avocado, thanks"
"Get your Del Taco they got this thing called free-FREESHAVACADO"
"Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"
"Don't fuck with me I've got the power of god and anime on my side YAHHHH"
"Dad look it's the good kush!" "This is the dollar store how good could it be?"
"It is Wednesday my dudes. AHHHHHHHHAHJHHHH"
"So I'm sitting there...BBQ Sauce on my titties"
"And they were roommates" "OMG They we're roommates"
"Ugh I can't believe you've done this"
"Hey babe happy one year!" "I'm 27"
"Ya no good duck" "you'll never be shit" "Ya just like ya father"
"I want a church girl that go to church AND REEEED HER BIBLLLLLLLEE"
"There's only one thing worse than a rapist BOOM" "A CHILD" "No"
"GIVE ME YOUR F*CKING MONEY!" DUN DUN
"LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE!" "A KNIFE!!" "NOO!"
"YOU SPILLED SPJFODHDIDG LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?!"
"You are my dad. YOURE MY DAD! Boogie oogie woogie"
"Oh hi thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbaggeee"
"THATS RACIST"