Well, describing is the hardest part...........

So please, people, I am neither narcissistic nor judgmental just plain honest.

Let's start...

1. I LOVE reading but i hate all those love at first sight and all those crap.

2. I don't like snoopy and too loud people.( loud is okay)

3. I'm not a pessimist just logical.

4. I am not angry just depressed without enthusiasm.

5. I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

5.Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

6.When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

7.The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.

8.They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

9.Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

10.I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

11. I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.

12.Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

13.Don't judge a book by its movie.

14. Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

15. Most of all...LUNA MALFOY.

.....so there it's done
 THANK YOU FOR READING..(bow)