selfproclaimedmilf

balls

YOU KEPT ME LIKE A SECRET BUT I KEPT YOU LIKE AN OATH

heyyy i'm back

i can't decide what to name the fanfic i want to write and i am this close to naming it 'your mom'

i watched black widow on saturday and sunday in cinema and then illegally downloaded it to watch it again 5 times.

my friend's playing really dramatic music and i'm just here occasionally queueing bo burnham

lol that made my pussy tingle 

following people from my primary school on tiktok was probably not a good idea so i'm just gonna go back to my natasha romanoff fic

why pain?

Tantric Goose Sex by The Enemy Tree Barks
          
          (CHORUS)
          Who doesn’t want. Tantric goose sex.
          I’ll tell you who doesn’t want tantric goose sex.
          My girlfriend doesn’t want tantric goose sex.
          No, she doesn’t wanna have tantric goooose SEX!
          
          (BRIDGE)
          I LOVE geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
          I LoVe geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
          I love geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          
          (VERSE 1)
          Guess I should break up with her.
          She never gets my interests.
          She doesn’t even like geeeeeeeeeese.
          When we go out to the park.
          She runs far away from pond.
          Because she doesn’t like geeeeeeeeeese.
          
          (PRE-CHORUS)
          I FUCKING HATE MY GIRLFRIEND
          I FUCKING HATE MY GIRLFRIEND
          BE-CAUSE SHE DOESN’T LIKE GEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
          
          (CHORUS)
          Who doesn’t want. Tantric goose sex.
          I’ll tell you who doesn’t want tantric goose sex.
          My girlfriend doesn’t want tantric goose sex.
          No, she doesn’t wanna have tantric goooose SEX!
           
          thank you for coming to my tedtalk