Hey, so I've been reading your FanFic of Grethan and in chapter 10 you said we could text you and become friends. So, I mustered up some courage and decided to text you (oh my, I feel so proud of myself).
Anyway, I really wanna be friends. Your humor seems really cool and I think we could be good friends. So, how about it?
(Holy lord of the heavens, I did this)