bazinga

i keep seeing your comments and you’re so funny bro please never stop being yourself

Fellas I am back after a nice half a year cleansing I realized I missed wattpad

HELP ME I GOT MY HAIR CUT AND I LOOK LIKE FUCKING SCARAMOUCH OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL THAT BOWL CUT RETARDS NAME

I haven't masturbated in 14 days 5 hours and 43 minutes (cross finger emoji) 

I've finally called someone out after so long like I've been wanting to call them out for over a year now I'm so proud of myself (heart eyes emoji) 

I have school today and I want to rip out my eyes and skin myself alive (kissing face emoji) 

There's been so much fucking drama in my life like  my two friends called Chloe and elijah they've been dating for around 8 months and Elijah just cheated on Chloe with a 16 yr old online and their 13 (scared face emoji) and tried to lie about it even though we have proof that they did Chloe was sad but when she found out abt the cheating she was litterly cutting up everything they ever gave her and everyone was a hit talking abt Elijah and they have no friends left and the side didn't even know Elijah was 13 (shocked face emoji, sad rose emoji) ‼️

I'm so scared that the people that I call pookie on wattpad are like 10 years older then me and has a job

BRO I'M WATCHING ABAMNA FISH I'M ON FUCKING EPISODE 3 AND I'M GASPING IT'S SO FUCKING INTENSE AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR ASH LIKE HE DONT DESERVE ALL THIS SHIT AND I'M GENUINELY CRYING B2FIASW OF IT AND O CAN'T FUCKING GBRWYAJE PROLERLU

You know when your really hot and sweaty and your clothes stick to you and you feel like your gonna have a breakdown and you feel trapped inside your own mind and body (my friends think I'm schizophrenic) (muscle emoji) (kissing emoji) (one eye open with tongue out emoji) ‼️