sexjokenotintended

Locus’ name backwards is Suckle

Daww, thanks! Slight warning: My fanfictions may actually drive you insane, it’s happened in the past

Fun fact: Trees are just bigboy grass

A tricycle is a gay threesome

And I vow, to FUCK the ladies

Tootle frootle 

Way to bow me underneath the bus

Mission: Kill Washington

Frogen Yogen

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN, BITCH