My name is Shado - obviously not my real name though I wish it was. 

(If you know where the name is from, then we are automatically friends idc) ;]

I think I can write, therefore you guys are gonna be doing a great deal of suffering if you are to  read any of my works.
Haha, try them out though, might give you some self esteem as a writer (yes, I think my works are THAT bad.)

My stories are cliché and awful, I apologise. I'm not original enough to make awesome plot lines.