Twas the night before Christmas,
it was silent, like hell!
Not a single creature moving,
not even a mouse.
Then jolly old Santa Claus,
slid right down the chimney,
entered a woman's bedrrroom,
and decided to be a little cheeky.
He pulled down his pants,
any slipped on a condom.
He pushed his dick in,
and started to do 'it'.
After doing the deed,
Santa still had his needs.
So he left his gifts under the tree,
and went to another household for some more, fresh meat
Twas the night before Christmas!
It was silent, like hell!
Only a single creature moving,
his name, was Santa Claus
