Evangeline

I just tapped about this to my friend but I like posting random KEEPER stuff on here soooo yeah.
          HERE ME OUT 
          There are two ways they can go with Oralie's casting and I have one that I like more
          So
          1. Dainty Oralie. She is tall and slim and has long limbs. She reminds people of a doe with her big eyes and petite features.
          2. Oralie who has some weight. You look at her and go "Now that's a woman." She's an icon, she's a legend, and she reps inclusivity. In kotlc, to me, Oralie is beauty so seeing her with some belly fat or stretch marks would genuinely be beautiful. Elves are perfect and to me this wouldn't take away from Oralie's beauty in the slightest, in fact I think it would add to it. Because what is prettier than a woman who is confident? I want homegirl to be wearing gowns that are XL and maybe even above, rocking them and eating them up. Oralie is like a very godmother and what's a fairy godmother without her curves? Oralie is someone who you see and you go "oh yeah I want to give her a hug," and you want a hug to be soft and comforting and having Oralie with some chub would be perfect for that. Seeing a heavier-set woman absolutely embody this role would genuinely be so cool to see.
          
          I really hope the way I talked about this doesn't sound rude. Talking about weight is always a harder conversation since there is a thin line between normal terms and terms that can be rude. If anything I said is rude please tell me!!! It is never my intention to offend anyone.

KOTLC S3XUAL CONTENT ⚠️ I AM NOT SUPPORTING IT I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW DISGUSTING IT IS
          
          I was looking at Pinterest because let's just say that takes up a lot of my free time and tell me why I saw a post about Sokeefe and it was about h!ckeys and how Keefe definitely gives Sophie them because he would love marking her. Like what is he, an alpha?  And can we talk about how weird it is. Like these are minors. MINORS! And even if they weren't it would still be immensely weird. Books are made for comfort and creativity, not for people to enjoy their weird interests. S3xualizing character has NEVER been okay and NEVER will be. It's weird and it ruins it for everyone else.
          On top of that, the comments were fully supporting it. One of them was even like "why do I enjoy spicy kotlc" IDK WHY DO YOU????? Like how do you even imagine these characters in that light? Like it's soooo disgusting it isn't even funny. And normally I'm not one to fan shame, like enjoy whatever you like but NOT this. This is just odd and twisted. Like yes these characters are fake but if they were real they would HATE being imagined like this. And you genuinely have to have an odd brain to be able to imagine this--to stray so extremely far from the characters and the plot to come up with something like that.
          And don't even get me started on people using the excuse "well I'm their age so it's okay " so if you're these people's age then why are you imagining this? And plus NEVER will that be an actual reason that excuses what these people are doing.
          Basically, stop being weird. Leave this kids alone. If you like this stuff I don't wanna socialize with you. KOTLC and any other series aren't meant for you to make s3xual.
          Okay that's all
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Kenric looks like the kind of guy who would unironically say "HUZZAH" in the best way possible
          Also Fitz is the future of the council...if it lasts that long

Nah cuz what if the reason Keefe keeps leaving Sophie is because he doesn't want to give her the opportunity to leave him.

Nah here me out
          I discussed this with my friend the other day so anyways if there was a world in kotlc where Keefe was COMPLETELY non-existent (which I'm glad there isn't... Well technically in the world of the first few drafts of kotlc that is existent but shhhh) I would ship sotam. Like no I still wouldn't ship sofitz or sodex or sobiana/biophie, I would ship sotam.
          Like the emo and the ordinary blonde  and like they're both really powerful and like tam is mysterious and obvi Sophie is mysterious so BOOM
          Sotam for the win
          (Unless Keefe exists than sokeefe 100%)

Nah hear me out I have a theory Fitz and biana are twins
          Think about it they are literally each other, just swapped genders. And with biana's natural innocence and girlyness it would be so easy to make her seem younger and with Fitz's matureness it's easier to seem older.
          The Vackers are also a prestigious, rich family, so having three kids is bad enough, meaning having a set of twins would be even worse.
          So I think they did what tam and linh's parents wanted to do.
          This theory isn't 100%, and I don't completely believe it BUT IT'S A THOUGHT.

Nah imagine the last kotlc book ends with "Sophie sighed and closed her book. She has always wanted friends, even if the country was hard and painful. Yet, she was still a 12 year old in a high school class--no she wasn't even that. Ever since the air quality index had been getting high her health had been getting low. She sat in her hospital room, staring out the window and longing to at least go back to her weird normal, the kind of normal where she was smart and alone, but looking at her declining heart monitor she knew that simply wasn't a possibility."

Listening to true crime makes me understand why these elves ditched the humans 

HEAR ME PUT ON THIS <kotllccc>
          
          I think Elwin is Sophie's dad. I have no rhyme or reason to believe this but I just have a gut feeling.
          Like he's such a good father role for Keefe and I feel like he does that so he doesn't get too close to Sophie while also still getting to live a life.
          I mean Shannon always throws the craziest plot twists at us and like why would we suspect Elwin, allowing he to throw a crazy plot twist at us.