shakespeareonholiday

Don’t read smut in the bathroom of someone else’s house party, people will knock on that door. Don’t try to be Michael in the Bathroom, it doesn’t work. I learnt to this the hard way. Learn from me.

VaisseauStellaire

@shakespeareonholiday Little Bro, I'm finally here! They've forced me to get on here! How are you?
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shakespeareonholiday

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Fuck off Fir. I'm just trying to give friendly advice.
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sunroofsmiles

@shakespeareonholiday Big bro, you need to stop doing this. I know you're obsessed with Shakespeare and all that jazz but you need to stop. I can't keep excusing how long you are in the bathroom. People are starting to notice. You're going to eventually need to explain why.
          	  -Fir.
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shakespeareonholiday

Don’t read smut in the bathroom of someone else’s house party, people will knock on that door. Don’t try to be Michael in the Bathroom, it doesn’t work. I learnt to this the hard way. Learn from me.

VaisseauStellaire

@shakespeareonholiday Little Bro, I'm finally here! They've forced me to get on here! How are you?
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shakespeareonholiday

this message may be offensive 
Fuck off Fir. I'm just trying to give friendly advice.
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sunroofsmiles

@shakespeareonholiday Big bro, you need to stop doing this. I know you're obsessed with Shakespeare and all that jazz but you need to stop. I can't keep excusing how long you are in the bathroom. People are starting to notice. You're going to eventually need to explain why.
            -Fir.
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shakespeareonholiday

Hello, I am Richard, a pleasure to meet you! My younger sisters (the triplets) bought me a phone today, apparently, I could only have it if I signed up for Wattpad. So, here I am. I hope you like historical fiction because that is all I will be writing on here.