shamemedaddy

Me and my dude friend were voice calling on discord last night and at one point he said "nya~" in a cute femboy-ish way and I accidentally blurted out "that's disgustingly adorable wtf" then we were both like "what-"
          	
          	*sigh* I broke the no hetero rule again

shamemedaddy

Me and my dude friend were voice calling on discord last night and at one point he said "nya~" in a cute femboy-ish way and I accidentally blurted out "that's disgustingly adorable wtf" then we were both like "what-"
          
          *sigh* I broke the no hetero rule again

shamemedaddy

disclaimer : nsfw topic
          
          I laughed my ass off for a good minute just because one of my dude friend said that semen smells like the ocean
          
          why

shamemedaddy

@llowkeydreamingg yes, yes indeed. we were swimming in cum all along
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llowkeydreamingg

@shamemedaddy semen is the ocean confirmed
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shamemedaddy

me : *finds out that the dude I'm interested in is pretty tall*
          
          inner me : YES! YESSSS!! TALL DUDES SUPREMACY AAAAAAAAAAAA
          
          what I said : oh wow, you pretty tall, pog

_AB0RINGP3RS0N

My life at spiritual level right here
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shamemedaddy

me looking at the mirror in a nutshell :
          "Man I look ugly today"
          *turns around and looks at my own ass*
          "... on second thought, I don't look /that/ ugly today"

shamemedaddy

@O-OBSESSIONS I relate on a spiritual level-
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-redheadedmess

@shamemedaddy / Only 2 things i like about myself are my thighs and ass. Nothing else-
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