a creative writer with too much free time. will write about literally anything. my stories may not be the most well written or the best plot wise, but i don't care. they are fun to write and that all that really matters to me. (but to be egotistical for a moment, i think my characters and story telling are amazing) 
also one has an artfight page (https://artfight.net/~shamrock for those who care)