ATTENTION YOU

There is a chance that you and I are actually similar and will get along just fine IF you have ever done the following:

★Kept a still face while typing 'haha/lol/lmao/lmfao' etc.
★Pushed a door that said "PULL"
★Consumed a tub of ice cream preferably peppermint when you told people you had a 'cold'
★Laughed like mad while other people screamed bloody murder at the horror movie playing
★Lots of other stuff I'm too lazy to write here