sharphawks

/ happy birthday clint barton you would've loved protein shakes and chappell roan 

cursedwithrage

do you want to help me with the furniture for the nursery?

cursedwithrage

as long as we follow the instructions we should be fine
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sharphawks

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@cursedwithrage ,
                    i  hope so.  i'm  shit  at  furniture.
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cursedwithrage

they shouldn’t be too hard to put together 
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shymutant

i lived!   i went on my first mission and i lived!

sharphawks

@shymutant ,
                   i  don't  think  i  can  really  stop  you.  i  just  get  worried.  really  worried.
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shymutant

oh   ...   i just thought  —  never mind.   maybe i won't go out next time,   it's safer.
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sharphawks

@shymutant ,
                   well,  yeah.  probably.  but  now  i  gotta  kill  you  for  putting  you  in  danger.  being  a  hero  is  just  a  lot  of  near  death.  never  seemed  like  your  thing.
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takeacard

when’re y’all plannin’ on stoppin’ by again?

takeacard

because he’s my buddy.
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sharphawks

@takeacard ,
                    fine,  whatever.  why  do  you  wanna  see  charlie  so  bad  anyway?
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takeacard

i ain’t fightin’ with ya, hawkguy.
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cursedwithrage

hey, can you come see for a second? i want to show you something. 

cursedwithrage

i’ll be fine. if i want bacon, i’ll make myself some bacon. 
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sharphawks

@cursedwithrage ,
                    are  you  sure?  i'd  feel  bad  if  you  didn't  get  bacon  too.
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cursedwithrage

honey, you can eat bacon if you want to. i don’t have to want it for you to have it. 
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comingforblood

how was the trip?

comingforblood

you don’t gotta, but just know you’re wrong.
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comingforblood

i don’t hate everything.
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protectingsecrets

am i supposed to be scared of a bow and arrow? go ahead and put that down, darlin’.

protectingsecrets

that sounds like a personal problem.
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protectingsecrets

i obviously ain’t gonna do anythin’.
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cursedwithrage

i hope you’re ready for scary movies because i totally won our bet. 

cursedwithrage

you don’t trust me?
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takeacard

whoa, why ya so mad at me, mon ami? gambit ain’t do anythin’! (…) i think.

takeacard

i only did what ya asked me to do!
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sharphawks

@takeacard ,
                   you  just  mind  your  business. you're  messing  up  my  child.
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takeacard

you gon’ make kara sad.
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cursedwithrage

okay, what do you think of these mickey ears? how do they look on me?

cursedwithrage

you just called him stinky. 
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sharphawks

@cursedwithrage ,
                    i  didn't  say  anything  wrong.
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cursedwithrage

didn’t we just have a conversation about you being nicer to him?
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