sharphawks

/ happy birthday clint barton you would've loved protein shakes and chappell roan 

cursedwithrage

hey, can you help me with something?

cursedwithrage

can you grab the chocolate chips? they’re in the freezer
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cursedwithrage

i knew it! alright, chocolate chip it is 
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metalmanipulation

what is that look for?

metalmanipulation

you staring at me is official thunderbolts business?
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cursedwithrage

i think we should probably figure out how long we want our honeymoon to be.

cursedwithrage

of course it is. i should have known
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cursedwithrage

you’re gonna make me blush. stop it
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comingforblood

your kid is eating something. i dunno what

sharphawks

@comingforblood ,
                    well  that's  good.  told  you  he'd  be  fine
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cursedwithrage

do you want to help me with the furniture for the nursery?

cursedwithrage

as long as we follow the instructions we should be fine
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sharphawks

this message may be offensive
@cursedwithrage ,
                    i  hope so.  i'm  shit  at  furniture.
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cursedwithrage

they shouldn’t be too hard to put together 
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shymutant

i lived!   i went on my first mission and i lived!

sharphawks

@shymutant ,
                   i  don't  think  i  can  really  stop  you.  i  just  get  worried.  really  worried.
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shymutant

oh   ...   i just thought  —  never mind.   maybe i won't go out next time,   it's safer.
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sharphawks

@shymutant ,
                   well,  yeah.  probably.  but  now  i  gotta  kill  you  for  putting  you  in  danger.  being  a  hero  is  just  a  lot  of  near  death.  never  seemed  like  your  thing.
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takeacard

when’re y’all plannin’ on stoppin’ by again?

takeacard

because he’s my buddy.
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sharphawks

@takeacard ,
                    fine,  whatever.  why  do  you  wanna  see  charlie  so  bad  anyway?
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takeacard

i ain’t fightin’ with ya, hawkguy.
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cursedwithrage

hey, can you come see for a second? i want to show you something. 

cursedwithrage

i’ll be fine. if i want bacon, i’ll make myself some bacon. 
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sharphawks

@cursedwithrage ,
                    are  you  sure?  i'd  feel  bad  if  you  didn't  get  bacon  too.
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cursedwithrage

honey, you can eat bacon if you want to. i don’t have to want it for you to have it. 
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comingforblood

how was the trip?

comingforblood

you don’t gotta, but just know you’re wrong.
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comingforblood

i don’t hate everything.
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