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/ happy birthday clint barton you would've loved protein shakes and chappell roan
cursedwithrage
do you want to help me with the furniture for the nursery?
sharphawks
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@cursedwithrage , i hope so. i'm shit at furniture.
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shymutant
i lived! i went on my first mission and i lived!
sharphawks
@shymutant , i don't think i can really stop you. i just get worried. really worried.
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sharphawks
@shymutant , well, yeah. probably. but now i gotta kill you for putting you in danger. being a hero is just a lot of near death. never seemed like your thing.
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takeacard
when’re y’all plannin’ on stoppin’ by again?
cursedwithrage
hey, can you come see for a second? i want to show you something.
cursedwithrage
honey, you can eat bacon if you want to. i don’t have to want it for you to have it.
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comingforblood
how was the trip?
protectingsecrets
am i supposed to be scared of a bow and arrow? go ahead and put that down, darlin’.
cursedwithrage
i hope you’re ready for scary movies because i totally won our bet.
takeacard
whoa, why ya so mad at me, mon ami? gambit ain’t do anythin’! (…) i think.
cursedwithrage
okay, what do you think of these mickey ears? how do they look on me?