is there anything better than pussy?

yes, a really good book 💃💃💃

Anyways. 

Besides being a registered flex offender 25/8, I'm also a bookaholic and have lots of brilliant ideas that I'm too lazy to actually just stick to. 

If the books I've written are my children, then my dad and I have a lot in common. We abandon them 🌚👉👉

I'm joking. Maybe I'm not. Who knows, because certainly not me.