she_took_the_kids

Dole fruit cups are bussin BUSSIN

Webuuuu

Karen, the definition of stupid. 
          She took the kids, oh, everyday, I long for the kids to come back. 
          
          Dear kids, 
          I miss you dearly everyday, and everyday has been a living hell Without you. If you get this letter before your mother Karen does, I want both of you to know. This includes both jake and ruthie, 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Respect the drip Karen,
          
          Love your dearest father.

she_took_the_kids

 this actually inspired me to get out of bed today, you have my thanks  
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she_took_the_kids

I am one ugly a** Cheeto puff 

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@she_took_the_kids Who said you were a Cheeto puff?
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