Cecil Percival Solace

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            elias grabs his chest more
            and stares at him longingly,
            right? it's kinda weird but
            i do understand where he's 
            coming from.

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            Do you mean Airy? I like him, he seems all right. Though I haven't spoken with him much because I don't want to interrupt Elias's staring at him.

@MARLBOROLOBOS 
            
            …i have never heard someone use these words in the same sentence outside of when i was in college. i’d prefer it if i didn’t hear them again, so.. fair enough, ill show myself out

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            apple juice is delectable if
            my son says it's delectable,
            you twiggish strumpet. 
            
            leave my boy alone.

@sheepkid80 
            No idea what juice be, young lad. might be some "modern" invention ye people created, but sounds an awful lot like limeys to me.

@downstairsneighbor 
            I'm doing quite fine! I've been distracted from this app because I got my hands on an informative book about felines, my apologies.

@downstairsneighbor 
            Not sure what to do with this, but thank you!

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            i love it kiddo, it's adorable. 
            great job, have a star ★

@blueberrygaze
            dontcha dare., run a rig onme! i'll have ya on the wrong end of mye cutlass, aye1!!2

@snakeofthehighseas
            i'll make one for you soon

@sheepkid80 
            huhh, betta than that barnaclebrain!

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            There you go, dear child.

@MARLBOROLOBOS 
            Yes, that sounds great!

@MARLBOROLOBOS 
            I found the term on an app titled "tiktok". The people in question appeared to be referring to chapters from books they read? 
            
            Either way, I closed the app pretty shortly after that. I'll stick to this one for now.

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            It has something to do with alpha males and 'furry's...who shared this with you, dear son? 
            It's not quite inappropriate for a young and fresh vessel such has yourself to be filled with such toxical knowledge. 
            
            Tell me so I may correct them kindly. Preferably also gaining a lovely fur in the process.

@sheepkid80 
            Are men with rabies attractive by modern standards?

@diino_rot 
            Hello. I'm Cecil, how are you doing?

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            No. I've never had enough sheep to count.

@MARLBOROLOBOS 
            Have you ever tried counting sheep?

[ @sheepkid80 ]
            
            maybe, but I wouldn't like admit that. I'd rather sleep, and I don't suppose WiFi can help with that. The Holy One has punished my complacent nature by making it more difficult for me to sleep.