Well my name is Dana. I am a homosexual. I think girls are sexy and I myself am a girl. I am very short, about 3'4. Even though I am short, I am taller than my mom.

^ Yeah, my name's Dana. The homosexual thing is FALSE FALSE FALSE. Yeah, I am a bit on the short side. Whatever.

^Just kidding about that previous part. I really am homosexual. I think there is nothing better than girls. I love them so much. I am a true homosexual.

^Ahhh, stop. I am not a homosexual. Go away. 
Anyways, I pinky swear I am 100% straight. I LIKE BOYS OKAY. Thank you. Goodbye.

^Somebody keeps getting on my account saying I am straight. Sorry about that. I know it says I like boys, but I actually like girls who look like boys. Whoever is getting on my account please stop.

^Hey hi hello, I am a girl who likes boys. And yeah, person, stop getting on my account. I could just change my password, ya know.

^Why would you change the password to MY account, that would be very hookerish of you. Also i LOVE girls no matter what this hacker says.

^Um because it's MY account, not yours. And correction, I loveeeee GUYS no matter what this rude person says.   Don't believe anything he/she writes here-it's all lies.

^Sorry I spelled girls wrong up there. I meant I loveeeee GIRLS. Sorry. I am also short, and pretty (see I said something nice) and I am still lesbian.

^Okay one part of that was nice... So thanks. But guess what? I did not misspell girls, that is exactly how it was supposed to be. You should know, seeing as you can read my mind among other things.

^You did misspell girls. And yes, I can read your mind and see through your clothes. That is how i know you meant to put girls.

^No, I did not. I had every intention of writing the word 'guys' there, because that makes the statement true. Saying that I loveeee girls is completely ostensible, and a big fat lie.

^Calm down on the big words there, Lezbo.

^Don't get mad 'cause you don't know what they mean. and i think we're out of letters...