What can I say? I'm a mystery, really. Some people say I'm a hero. Others a monster. I travel in a blue box called the TARDIS. I can travel all of time and space. But that's my weekend job. During the week I write fanfiction, but that's merely a side job. What I REALLY do is save the world with Michael Palin, Charles Edwards, Stephen Fry, Liam Neeson, and Benedict Cumberbatch; we all meet around every other Tuesday at Morgan Freeman's house, have coffee, shoot the breeze, hang out with Iron Man and Wolverine, Thor (he sometimes brings along Loki ...) and then go kick some nemesis ass. Each and every one of us has a bending ability, but Stephen ... Stephen is basically the Avatar. And God. Yes, Stephen Fry IS God ... at least in my mind. And I'm married to Tony Stark.

But I also pretend I'm riding a horse with a friend banging two empty halves of coconuts together. How did we get the coconuts? We found them. I don't care if they're tropical, we found them in Mercia and that's that. Haha funny story, one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got there I'll never know. And now, I must retire and kick some Dalek butt. But before I go, would you care for a little brandy? ... No? ... Some warm milk, perhaps? ... No? Hmm ... Ovaltine? No? Okay, see you!