sherlockian_demigod

UgggHhHhhHhhHhHHh I’m in that stage of life where I wake up early even if I’m tired 

sherlockian_demigod

my favorite thing about superhero line ups is Batman’s almost always used even though he’s objectively the “least” powerful because everyone understands that Batman is fricken TERRIFYING and the only thing worse than going against Batman is going against the batfam 

sherlockian_demigod

Me when everyone glosses over the fact that Thalia drugged Bruce to conceive Damian 

watch_what_happens

@sherlockian_demigod ohhh ok. That makes way more sense lol
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sherlockian_demigod

@watch_what_happens 
            
            So you know the lore, Bruce Wayne AKA Batman dated this girl apart of a secret assassination club and her and her crazy dad were obsessed with him being the heir to the kingdom they would rule together, so she drugged him and conceived Damian, his blood son so they could have a worthy heir.  
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sherlockian_demigod

I keep exposing myself by only having crushes on guys actually 3-4 years older than me 

iwantaferret_

@sherlockian_demigod this is the realest thing I’ve ever seen
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sherlockian_demigod

I’m here and ready for them 
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NotSylheti

HALLLOOOOO HUMAAANNNNN ✨

NotSylheti

@sherlockian_demigod I DO NOY SEE THEE WIGGLINGGG SIR! 
            
            WIGGLE!
            
            WIGGLE I SAY!
            
            LET US BEHOLD THE HUMAN WIGGLE!! ✨
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sherlockian_demigod

Reasons to watch Gotham (Spoilers)
          
          •Baby Bruce & Selina 
          •Penguin is gay for the Riddler 
          •References to all of the best events 
          •Jim Gordon and Alfred are like Bruce’s divorcee parents 
          •All of their origin stories 
          •Jokers fricken obsessed with Bruce which is too funny to me because bro immediately went from a Bruce hyperfixation to his alter ego 
          •It explains SO much trauma 
          •Selina and Bruce are cutie patooties in it and both of them like to pretend they aren’t absolutely smitten with each other 
          •Jim Gordon walked so Bruce could run 
          •literally everything is Jim’s problem 
          •Jim and Bruce get so much grief in this neither of them ever catch a break 

silverstorm146

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@sherlockian_demigod YEEEES!! See you get it 
            (Also you have really good books that I enjoyed reading keep that shit up)
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sherlockian_demigod

Randomly joined the Batman fandom, idk how I got here but I am here to stay 

sherlockian_demigod

 YALL IM READING A FANFIC AND THE CHARACTER JUST GOT 3,000 DOLLARS AND SAID “I won’t have to worry about the rent for a year with this” and I’m WHEEZING 

watch_what_happens

@sherlockian_demigod I wish. We had to look up housing in various areas with what would be our starting salary in the career we're going into and most of the people in my class couldn't afford anything. One boy could buy 2 acres of just land, no house, and was overjoyed. It's ridiculous 
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sherlockian_demigod

Gave myself a crush on Christian bale studying him for my acting class like in what world is that okay  

sherlockian_demigod

May be a little in love with Christian bale  
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sherlockian_demigod

@iwantaferret_ 
            
            SCREAMING BAHAHAH he’s a hottie okay  
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iwantaferret_

@sherlockian_demigod this could not be tickled out of me
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