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@SPDR-MAN             i am /not/ going deaf!   stop trying to gaslight me

@shethwip     nah,  i think you’re going deaf, mas—really gotta get that checked out. violence is not the answer,  dude!

@SPDR-MAN           you did not say thrill!     im almost one hundred percent sure of what i heard!

@archndz           /even shmeven?/    damn your age is showing.   complete and totally false,  by the way!    i just .   .      like to see me /not/ suffer.

⠀⠀oh  whatever,     even  shmeven!     you  just  like  to  see  me  suffer.

@archndz          nuh uh,  man!    last time,  i went right through three floors remember?    we’re still not even!

@shethwip  ✩  if anything, it might be misleading considering you’re supposed to be a spider.  [ladybug teases, her hand finally lifting away from the yo-yo. blue irises flickering down to the extended arm, head tilting with a brow raised in inquiry, a wry smile flashing towards the spider-hero.]  uh    . .not quite, it’s just something we have to deal with. any negative emotion will attract these purple butterflies that end up villain-ifying you. makes sense?    /i’m/ not in a cult   —don’t give me that look.

@yrlucky               okay,   if i had a nickel for every time i heard this question ..     i came from a plane,    ..     for a trip  —    and no,  nothing shoots out of my [ass.]     there’s no ass stuff involved,  man!    it’s all in the wrists!      ( the young hero is quick to extend her arms in emphasis,    jutting them slightly before she sighed,   moving to rest them back at her sides )      sorry,  did you say akumas?    what the hell is that?       it sounds cultish.   are you in a cult?    is this a recruitment?    

@shethwip  ✩  (┳◡┳)    . .well i don’t really know what you are? i’m not trying to be offensive, either.  [a gloved hand goes to press onto her hip that’s jutted out, the lone hero standing across only made ladybug more wary.]  you don’t know what you’re getting into, these villains don’t just go away after you beat them to a pulp. i sort of have to get them, the akumas    —cleanse them. so. think you could leave this to me, spider-girl?   ᕙ(‾̀◡‾́)ᕗ  the real question is how you managed to get all the way over here? do you like  . .jump around with webs shooting out from your    . .ass?  

[  she could / feel / that grin somehow.  how aggravating.  she also felt she might take ‘aggravating’ as a compliment.  ]  oh my god, they don’t even / feel / anything.  just a little blink.  [  she sighed.  shouldn’t so-called heroes be reasonable?  ]  fine.  have it your way.  race you.  [  with that, her presence left the current host to begin the swift jump, hopefully fast enough for her to lose track of, especially after a ‘long day’.  ]

@33ftjump            this is .   .     seasoning?     this is .   .      the best most interactive fight you’ve ever had?       [ a grin pulls at her lips beneath the mask,    hands going to rest on her hips ]     as tempting as that is .   .     i think i’m gonna have to decline your   —    truce.     you can’t just keep playing hop scotch with people’s bodies,  man.     it’s not on.     

this is NOT spice this is—  [  she drew a sharp breath in, which was mirrored in her current vessel, a blonde woman seconds away from starting a livestream upon spotting the well-known hero.  ]  —fair.  here’s a truce.  go home and rest from your long day.  leave me to my things for once. 

‎       ‎ my /shift?/    buddy,  that’s quite literally our job!    this isn’t like a..   i mean you didn’t leave me a single blasted nugget man!     you know how expensive dinosaur nuggets are?    it’s a hassle!      you’re basically robbing me blind here        ⅋     @SPDR-MAN

@shethwip  i—look i took your shift as spider—guy that should be compensate enough, right? actually macaroni and chicken nuggets is better than asking for money—which you don’t have!  i should start taxing ..
            
            *“y’all rude clearly something wrong with him”

*/ yall rude af god forbid he hungry???   @SPDR-MAN

@archndz        /* just fucking around like we ain’t got time 

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i’m done.   throwing up the white flag.   done with the stupid spider shit!    i’m absolutely fed up.    zander was right—     i should’ve left this to my mom and to not get involved

@jrthwip,    /retire?/    —-  what’s going on now?

@websriot,        i don’t see anyone’s name on it?   take it,  dude—-    doesn’t bother me