shimneychimney

hi

Can someone tell wattpad the new cover is kinda not the move though?

So I just watched west side story...
          
          And no I did not love it, like it, or even find it mildly interesting. It’s just a racist adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Come at me theater kids.

Is this shit working finally? I need to give y’all an update and wattpad is makin my life dIfFiCuLt.
          
          Alrightie here we go. So what up y’all it your boy, uhhhh, skinny penis. Jk but if you don’t get that joke, color me disappointed. So the low down for everything is that I’m starting up writing again. Woohoo. Yippie. All of those exclamations. 
          
          First question I have for y’all: does anyone even read announcements? Lol. I’m straight up just gonna day this now: I don’t usually read announcement because they’re like spam and shit. But whatever. I’m making this a notified one for my followers because some important shit is about to go down. 
          
          Sorry this is long, but I figured getting everything done with is easier and less annoying than 32,000 notifications. So here’s what’s happening:
          
          - one shots is back to updating regularly (hopefully)
          - we reached the 10k mark before I deleted all the author’s notes
          - I’m in a crisis but low key not? 
          - I got accepted into my top choice college 
          - I’m high key failing Econ 
          - just want to leave my school already 
          
          So that’s about it. Um hope y’all loves have a great weekend. Random thought: movie used to only be one hour long. And finally...
          
          Hearts to my gorls

When you think a sign that says "Boo! Happy Halloween!" says "Bappy Hoolaween!"

Just spent a solid ten minutes looking for a pen cap. It was on the back of the pen. Guys, my life is so problematic.

GUYS KPOP IS DESTROYING MY LIFE AND ITS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM BUT I CANT STOP

What if my entire life is a lie and I'm just a very depressed socially awkward amoeba?

I don't understand why people follow me usually. I'm either posting over my existential crisis, preaching over the stupidest things, or I'm just like lolz same. This literally sums up my entire personality.

Story time: Yes, there was a time in my youth where I was impressionable and awkward. And, of course, adults were the ones that decided in that time, I officially learn what the frickity frack is. And so I slept and slept through all of the health classes (probably actually missing important things, but that doesn't really matter) until the day arrived where I was given a condom. So with the rather limited knowledge I had gained from the class, I saw only one way to really use a condom to its fullest extent: Having balloon sword fights with my friends outside in the hallway during break. And that's the story of how I got a detention for improper use of a condom.