ashlyn ♡

Your bio has given me a reason to live. Thankchu o' kind-hearted table flipper. 
          ^3^  <-- blub blub le fishey

I am a professional at falling down stairs. 

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          What am I doing with my life? I just took this out of my bio and changed the words.

Nice bio btw 

You know that one moment where you realize you're fucked? That moment was just now. So I dropped my phone in the pool. iPhone 6. I'm going to get murdered and then I will never get a phone ever again. My iPad isn't the best it's really old but whatever. I'm never going to have a phone ever. I was just being stupid and my phone fell in the pool when I fell in the pool. That was fun. Lesson learned: The pool hates phones putting a phone near a pool is a no no.