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Hm, odd question......
After he approaches me I explain to him I don’t know who he is, he then gets mad and shouts “ITS ME, SHIA LABEOUF!” (I also explain I’m a dumbass) and while his distracted as he flails his arms, I undercut him in the jaw, kick him in the crotch and run away shouting “SO LONG MR LA BOFFF, CANT CATCH ME NOW” and, drawn to shame, he will never mess with me again and instead cast me in his next movie/show audition.
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