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Guys I just masturbated to gay porn. My vagina is so fucking happy right now. I really need to do this more often. 

Ok so my mom got me these shirts right but they’re undeniably lesbian colors and I feel like she knew that it be one thing if they were pan colors

Please help! Was just in a porn website (don’t ask) and an ad showed up saying I live near you wanna be fucked? I’m so terrified!!

SOS . IM HIDING IN MY ROOM BECAUSE I SANG “SAVE YOUR SHIT FOR ANOTHER DAY” TO MY MOM IM SO SCREWED!!!!

Ok so I just had a family reunion and one of my cousins is so adorable but he’s like in his 20s I’ll explain. He’s super shy. Very antisocial he really only talks with my aunt but he’s just a lil puppy that needs caring for. The. My cousins brother has a girlfriend he brought her to dinner and when his girlfriend was in the bathroom he was talking to my uncle who said he was 69 and my cousin said “69 my lucky number when my girlfriend isn’t around” and he bit his lip he literally looked like the fuckboy emoji. Then my other cousin was on his phone looking at hentai and anime girls and Neko shit and he got a hard on because I was looking at his phone and his ding dong popped up from his pants and so I messed with him and asked him “what’s up?” and he flipped me off. 

My cousins are at my house and one of them keeps lookin at me funny and I all I can think of is stepcuz whatchu doin??

Y’all the gayest thing happen to me today!!  Ok so I’m at the bowling alley watching my friends bowl right and these two dudes get the lane next to us it was a big buff dude and some nerd looking dude. Anygays since I’m bored and my friends don’t know how to bowl so they keep flirting with the worker there I just watch the two dudes bowl because it’s more entertaining. So the nerd one walks away from the lane right but as he’s walking away the big buff dude smacks his butt. And so I’m like “dang that finna leave a mark” the nerd boy blushes super hard and runs off somewhere when he comes back he’s still blushing then he goes back over to the lane and the buff dude pulls him up close and whispers something in his ear and then they both abandon their lane and go somewhere else my friends and I left before they came back 

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Hey guys I took a break to get over my crush and I don’t think I’m even over her the dude she was dating did t even like her and she didn’t like him so basically they were playing each other and She always gives me these weird looks when I’m talking with my friends and she’s nearby 

Ok so I just found out that my “crush” (not naming names) said all this shit about me! I’m honestly so fuvcking done with her.  She’s so fuvcking pathetic omfg I hate her so much I can’t believe I fell for it.