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a good breakfast would fix me

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ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IS FUNNY! EVERYBODY LAUGH!

have you clonked the honk today?

i need a tape recorder 

feeling like klauing a flutlicht from a baustelle rn

me to my mom: i promise i wont absturzsaufen
          also me, fully intending to absturzsaufen:

kifferraupe

toolboxmmmm snackies cromch cromch nmnomm

just opened the toilet there was a spider in it i will never pee again kidney failure here i come