shoebillstorks

to be young and super rich in new york city

shoebillstorks

Why do people assume aliens are these green creatures with big ass brains... What if you're an alien but you just... don't know it...because you lived here way too long to remember your home planet...?

jaesteroid

@shoebillstorks what the everloving f-word
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shoebillstorks

Kathleen stop changing usernames challenge : FAILED

minglet

i JUST realized who this was
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