Cartman Simp

Dawg it’s been two years update the story 

You missed my 13th birthday 

hes in Thailand he said it would be a few months but he's probably still there dont worry hes fine but there wont be a new chapter for like another ten years

Pookie did you die

do it jiggle?

i miss u bae :(

Miss you. Actually hope your okay lol I used to have a crush on you// ooc

Come on, come on
          Ohh, whow
          
          I feel like I've been locked up tight
          For a century of lonely nights
          Waiting for someone to release me
          You're lickin' your lips
          And blowing kisses my way
          But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away
          Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...)
          
          Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go
          Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no
          
          If you wanna be with me
          Baby there's a price to pay
          I'm a genie in a bottle
          You gotta rub me the right way
          
          If you wanna be with me
          I can make your wish come true
          You gotta make a big impression (Oh yeah)
          Gotta like what you do
          
          (I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Gotta rub me the right way honey
          I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Come come, come on and let me out)
          
          The music's fading and the lights down low
          Just one more dance and then we're good to go
          Waiting for someone
          Who needs me
          Hormones racing at the speed of light
          But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight
          Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...)
          
          Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go
          Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no (but my heart is sayin' no)
          
          If you wanna be with me
          Baby there's a price to pay
          I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle)
          You gotta rub me the right way
          
          If you wanna be with me (Ohh)
          I can make your wish come true (Your wish come true ohh)
          Just come and set me free baby
          And I'll be with you
          
          (I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Gotta rub me the right way honey
          I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Come come, come on and let me out)
          
          I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Gotta rub me the right way honey 
          (If you wanna be with me)
          I'm a genie in a bottle baby
          Come come, come on and let me out

Genuinely worried about you bro I home you’re okay :(

I miss u pookie cum back to me