shortstories02

Posted a chapter that isn't exactly a story but yeah

shortstories02

Creepwr minecrafts grim reaperbloeing up blocks like al-Qaeda F im not a creature thatll eat ya but i leave ya petrified Peter remind peeps mine sweeper clicking on a brick then you die in the deep ill find your mine im a mind reader now the mine is mine its f8nders keepers oh hai, I'm a creeper So nice, nice to meet ya Is that the time? It's time to leave And tick Tock Tick Tock  Boom boom boom! I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom! I can’t stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune *Pew, pew, pew*  I do what I wanna, move aside, mama Tick tick, I’m a suicide bomber! I take control, then I'm gonna Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna That’ll take its toll, when I'm on a quest to invade Detonate your soul! Fizz like a lemonade then blow So you better stay indoors Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore You’ll be dying, lying in gore Darling, ow, what you crying for? Did somebody break your diamond sword? I'm the volatilest sort What a violent force That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"  It's official A ballistic missile Couldn't get this result I blow through stone like a six foot chisel So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle Fffffo shizzle!Take a listen! It's a premonition of my mission Death by demolition! If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission White hot raps I got stacks Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks I got a lot Ocelot Fight off cats If I'm feeling nice, then I might not... BLAST!  My hobbies and interests include going... BOOM BOOM BOOM

shortstories02

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
          And this basement is a true treasure trove
          
          [Verse 1]
          I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
          The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
          I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
          I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
          
          [Chorus]
          Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
          Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
          Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
          Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
          
          [Bridge]
          Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
          Simply delicious
          Ohm, ha ha ha ha
          
          [Verse 2]
          I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
          The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
          I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
          I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

shortstories02

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