lav/tao/shr00m

It’s ok to be a slut, as long as you don’t get chlamydia <3333

Zhongli can canonically get pregnant 
          
          Mpreg exists
          
          It canon HES carrying our 9th child rn

Tighnari is like my asthma, shawty takes my breath away(many heart emoji, cat heart eyes emoji)

SAVE UR PRIMOS, BBG IS COMING HOME IN 3.7-3.8

Daily reminder that it’s ok to be horny and depressed at the same time 

Dottore’s a top???? No tf, he’s a bratty little bottom who has never felt the touch of a WOMAN or MAN cuz he’s a stupid little ugly hot deranged v i r g i n

I can’t tell whether I want to be horny or sad rn

Dottore is a virgin (as he should be)
          
          He’s such a virgin that it hurts to look at him

Did you know that octopuses can and will suck your dick to survive?
          
          It happens when they are out of water and their beak has been cut off. They need a certain liquid to survive and the male body provides that.
          
          The end

Instead of screaming when you see a serial killer, you should be creaming so that they get  weirded out and leave you alone.
          
          
          Trust me it works
          
          (Personal experience)