My name is Shrek.
Fiona cheated on me with Lord Farquaad so I threw her out the window and ate my children.
Stay out of my swamp or else I'll kick you right in your crusty peepee hole.
- I was a girl in a village doing all right then I became a princess overnight now I gotta figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see up in the castle with my new family in a school that’s just for royalty
- JoinedDecember 3, 2020
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