Was silverisgay, then pearlisgay, now I'm just a bag of shitty memes and crippling depression. 

I sexually Identify as garlic bread. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the table dropping hot garlicky breath on disgusting Food Network Stars. People say to me that a person being bread is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a chef install zesty ingredients, 30 (kilo)grams of salt and seasoning on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Zesty" and respect my right to bad breath and killing noses. If you can't accept me you're a garliphobe and need to check your bread privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

- Mystic Messenger 

- Ace Attorney

- Pokémon

-Fire Emblem

-Pyrocynical

-Big Brother

-Harry Potter

-Mother

-SU

-Legend of Zelda

-Voltron

@chameleon67 @irlhanamaru and @twepish are the sweetest people ever

(Surprise! I'm alive now!)