Was silverisgay, then pearlisgay, now I'm just a bag of shitty memes and crippling depression.
I sexually Identify as garlic bread. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the table dropping hot garlicky breath on disgusting Food Network Stars. People say to me that a person being bread is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a chef install zesty ingredients, 30 (kilo)grams of salt and seasoning on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Zesty" and respect my right to bad breath and killing noses. If you can't accept me you're a garliphobe and need to check your bread privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
- Mystic Messenger
- Ace Attorney
- Pokémon
-Fire Emblem
-Pyrocynical
-Big Brother
-Harry Potter
-Mother
-SU
-Legend of Zelda
-Voltron
@chameleon67 @irlhanamaru and @twepish are the sweetest people ever
(Surprise! I'm alive now!)
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shreksdonkey520
Sep 27, 2016 03:08AM
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