the real slim shady

he doesn't even know why but i've been genuinely such a bitch but i legitimately cannot help it i roll my eyes anytime i get a notification from him, i genuinely understand now why so many of his friends stopped hanging out with him he is SO clingy it's infuriating 

like im genuinely repulsed by the thought of him now and i feel really bad about it

@shreksmeatyballs  #hatemen for this reason but it really does sound like he likes you back tbh. honestly just make a bold move like ask to get coffee sometime or like a light date yk?

@artsy_h0e28 okay so he definitely overflirts with everyone (like literal lesbians and his guy friends) and not just the mutual friend but i think it is still kinda weird that he is actively flirting with her when she likes him so i can't tell if he actually likes her but i think i am overthinking it but also i feel like im going insane bc it always feels like he is trying to not end evry conversation but also being weirdly careful not to flirt with me (again with the age thing (wtf)) but also like responding to my every attempt to flirt and i'm just like exploding inside, i don't even like men like this let alone a GINGER man actually what the fuck. literally all of my friends and like literal acquaintances know i like him and i can't even tell if he's into me i literally just need him to like scream he wants me and for me to know it's serious bc im actually going to explode if this goes on any longer i want him so bad

also, from my expierence, sometimes men can just have a flirty personality and seem like theyre flirting with everyone (because they like the fkirty attention back tbh). but how you know if they are ACTUALLY flirting and like someone is that they will be playfully mean to them, yk? like nice to everyone except you typa thing. so him being flirty toward the friend could just be him being overly friendly? just something to keep in mind ! 

@shreksmeatyballs yeah you can be as obvious as possible but men are fucking stupid, and if he likes you back he could be gaslighting himself and taking all your signs as just being friendly (only saying this because I do this all the time). but I reccomend taking baby swings, not full swings if you're scared to swing and miss. like, start asking to hang out more- maybe get coffee sometime together. coffee isn't like a super serious "date place" so it's a date but also could just be friendly. maybe start complimenting certain parts of his outfit and saying he looks nice today. there's so much you could do that is flirty, but not full blown asking him out yk? play it safe, but not too safe otherwise you may regret it (because unfortunately I do.)

@artsy_h0e28 ty sm for your advice i've really tried to make my biggest effort to make it obvious that i like him but i just feel like genuinely so embarrassed i feel like everyone but him can tell that im obsessed with him except for him i just dont want to like swing and miss bc i have been asked out by my best friend beforr and i didnt like her back and it was so uncomfortable for the both of us and we didnt talk for a month it  drove me insane

also, literally don't be afraid to be too upfront either. men are so fucking easy and just want female attention and validation. if you're openly flirty and he likes you back? boom you got him. if you're openly flirty and upfront and he doesn't like you back? it's easy to go back to friends- it doesn't have to be weird. you shoot and you miss- that's a part of life. 
            also, he might REALLY feel like he's the one and he's perfect and stuff, but (and this will sound cheesy but trust) if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. I'm a huge believer that everything happens for a reason, and if it doesn't work out, there's probably a reason. im speaking from expierence because there was a guy who I was literally in the same position with and it didn't work out and THANK GOD it didn't because I found literally my dream guy. 
            hope this helps and reach out if u need any more advice cuz I gotchu mwah mwah :3

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