♥~Heather Chandler~♥



Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

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{Currently}

•Shutting Heather up ✔

•Looking hot ✔

•Kicking nerds in the nose ✔

•Maxing dad's credit card ✔

•Buying stuff they cannot ✔

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"Ugh, they make it seem like I'm air supply!"

"Grow up Heather, Bulimia is SO '87."

"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure..."

"Dang, dang, diggity dang-a-dang-"

"Honey what you waiting for~?"

"Step into my Candy Store~!"

"Coming in here took some guts, time to RIP 'EM OUT-"

(And, of course)

"S H U T U P H E A T H E R!"

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My D E D I C A T E D worshipper (and the fourth Heather) :

@ThomasJefferson-