To start this perfect bio off, I can hear my neighbors fucking so that's great.

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Anywayyyyy, my name is Emmett and I'm here to do Butthead's biography thing. But only I can call him Butthead so fuck off. ((-:

Augustus is this tiny little 5'6 seventeen year old and has a habit of saying he drinks when he doesn't. He's adorable but don't pat his head because it annoys him and the shorter you are, the closer you are to Satan. I think he's single and I don't know his sexuality because I'm a shit friend. Uhm, August is Australian¿? I know I am- But this isn't about me so let's move on!! I know he's fond of cuddling, neck massages, and lotion. I'm pretty sure he also watches porn, so, yeah. 

Also, if you try to take this moonlight ball's virginity without consulting me first, I won't hesitate to smack you. Alright? Alright.
Oh and yes; if you even think of hurting him, I promise you that your body won't be found. 

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That is all. Goodnight, because the moon is more appealing than the sun.
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